Y’know to really make it in this Evil Scientist racket what I really need is a good nemesis. I have the laugh (that’s just about standards), the grand schemes for global dominance, and a catchphrase, but what’s the point without an arch enemy. I hear the benefits are excellent. A nice secret headquarters, possibly a jet, cushy secret identity, and if Perry the Platypus has taught us anything it’s that you don’t even have to speak to foil a evil plot to take over the world (or the Tristate Area).
Saturday, October 17, 2009
Nemesis Wanted - Apply Within
Y’know to really make it in this Evil Scientist racket what I really need is a good nemesis. I have the laugh (that’s just about standards), the grand schemes for global dominance, and a catchphrase, but what’s the point without an arch enemy. I hear the benefits are excellent. A nice secret headquarters, possibly a jet, cushy secret identity, and if Perry the Platypus has taught us anything it’s that you don’t even have to speak to foil a evil plot to take over the world (or the Tristate Area).
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Dear Not So Evil Genius,
ReplyDeleteI see you are once again afraid to do battle with your nemesis. I waited at Dully Park for 45 minutes...
Johnny Snow
Dude, you are not my nemesis. I'm trying to rule the world here. I don't have time for a grudge match with every poser in a parka. Besides, there are kids in that park.
ReplyDeleteAnd that's Dr. Not So Evil Genius.